A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.
that quote by H.
L. Mencken change my life.
So, I made this shrine to collect any form of cynical phrases from everywhere I can find and hopefully it would turn to be a dictionary someday.
Charisma. The force by which a person may be inexcusably rude without earning any harsh remarks.
from a fic by Libek titled Exposure (with a slight variation).
Pity. A useless emotion. It helps no one and the one who receives it feels no better about it.
from a fic by Hic Iacet Mori titled Yours for an Hour (with a slight variation).
Prince and Princess. Royalty who has a right reserved to be routinely locked in towers.
from a fic by Vermillion Lies titled Just Like Magic! (with a slight variation).
Sarcasm. A watered-down way to say a word as to not offend others.
by Me